Happy Birthday Old Fart

Happy Birthday Old Fart!

Hey, old fart! It's your birthday today, and you know what that means? It means you're one year closer to being a fossil! But don't worry, we still love you, even if you smell like mothballs and have more wrinkles than a shar pei.

You may be old, but you're not obsolete. You still have some wisdom to share, some stories to tell, and some jokes to crack. You may not be as fast as you used to be, but you're still smarter than most of the young whippersnappers out there. You may not be as strong as you used to be, but you're still tougher than a lot of the softies out there. You may not be as handsome as you used to be, but you're still more charming than a lot of the jerks out there.

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So don't let your age get you down. You're still young at heart, and that's what matters. You still have a lot of life to live, a lot of fun to have, and a lot of love to give. You're still a valuable and amazing person, and we're lucky to have you in our lives.

So happy birthday, old fart! We hope you have a wonderful day, filled with laughter, joy, and cake. Lots of cake. Just don't forget to take your dentures out before you eat it.